polite umbrella ella ella

The polite umbrella. Now, all we need are polite people to use them.



JooYoun Paek (he is not a park) created this umbrella to ensure that you and your umbrella would not blind/piss you off in the rain.

I hear you brudda. This dude must be like 1.78m talls. Why? Because that is the exact level (1.78m - 0.2m for the eyes), all aunties aim the metal ends of the umbrella at when they walk past you with lightning speed. You never knew things that old moves that fast.

How would I know? Because I am god damn 1.78m tall.

rude umbrella

polite umbrella (with a tug of the cord)

This umbrella, in the hands of a trained auntie, is a deadly weapon: now she can use it as a nunchuk. You attach a handed with a cord to the traditional auntie weapon?! The auntie is now more fearsome than ever.

阿弟, step aside and nobody gets hurt. awwww!