do you feel horny baby? ok wait...

... gimme a second while i crank it up.

Gentlemen. This is as green as it gets. Made from recycled materials, this eco-friendly sex toy comes with no batteries.

the longest 8 minutes of your life

How does it vibrate then? Good thing you asked. You crank it up using the hand crank of course. Just 8 minutes of cranking provides and hour of juice (it's a slang for electricity, you shallow shallow man)

em... you can wake up now

It even have 4 levels of speed and a power (juice) indicator. The indicator should be inversely related to the actual juice in question (que to smile sheepishly).

Buy now!