meet Ansari

Meet Aziz Ansari (real name, no shit). If you read his name real quick, it sounds very apologetic.




Anyway, here is an article about him. And in the article, a clip of him on a show.

Bullshit.

Inspiration? 8 years? Jerry Seinfeld was never as funny as Aziz. Jerry Seinfeld was funnier than Aziz is currently when he was a fetus.

All he could do is talk non stop at a high pitch. Chris Rock could do the high pitch non stop talking better than he. He is, to me, very much like Russells Peter. Russells is one funny dude. His racial jokes and impersonations are god damn funny. Firstly, anyone impersonating indians are god damn funny. An indian dude impersonating chinese?! omg. Comedy gold. But that is about all Russells can do. Racial joke. It gets lame after a while.

Who do I like?

Jerry Seinfeld. Now this dude is seriously funny. He is a genius. His timing and his jokes were top notch. The 9 seasons of Seinfeld sitcom is about as good as it gets. Too bad he got defeated by jennifer aniston's nipples in F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

No sitcom since Seinfeld have went past 2 seasons with a cast that has NOT A SINGLE attractive crew. Seinfeld did 9 of 'em.

genius: hate those nipples.

Eddie Izzard. A cross dressing brit dude doing standup? Check his youtube clips. Watch the ones where he is in drag. superb.

is it the mascara? what?!

I am not really in-the-know about the world of standup but I know suckyness when I see it.