RocknRolla

Just another movie in the style of Lock Stock and Snatch. Which means IT FUCKIN' ROCKS! You get some repeating stuff like the unkillable russian, the old gangster, his innovative interrogation methods involving animals and his penchant for tea (those English bastards). But it never gets old. The 3 sec sex scene is da bomb.

gerald butler: the man

Guy Ritchie can do no wrong. Just remember not to cast his wife in his movies. She is known to ruin any movie she touches.

more edited photo

from the makers of Toy Story...

miniature playground

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Auntie around the world: greece

Greece this time round. Within hours upon touching down at Athens, aunties heads for Santorini.

arrive!

Oakley Crosshair S. nice

Living on the edge

it was windy 24-7, she says

posing only. she rented...

this ATV

doing a Danish Little Mermaid in Greece

the sand, the sea, the auntie

more edited pict

Specially edited to bring out the retro feel. You like?

spouse abuse

QiQi turns 1!

1 month actually. My sis have this day long buffet in her honor.

qiqi when she is not sleeping/drinking/crying

how to win a reality show

be irritating. be fucking irritating.

Now, I don't watch too many of 'em reality TV shows but after almost 5 seasons of Project Runway, I've came up with a formula on winning (or at least make it darn bloody far) the show:

1. don't suck (be at least ok-able)
2. have a personality (being irritating is the safer bet)
3. have no shame

The show need a villain: someone for everyone to lynch for the reunion show at the end. And this my friend, is the most villainous eva!

biatch: since 1950s

She had a fantastic start with everyone placing her at the top 3. Her 50s old skool style is kinda nice. 236 1950s dresses later, she was aptly branded as a 'one trick pony'...
geddit? Brand? Pony?

nevermind.

Church wedding

my first church wedding

Not a fan of all the prayers and hymns but I wish you a blissful marriage, Amanda. I go to weddings and always want to grab their wedding singer. Got to get the blind uncle!